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Do you have a PLE candidate? Decide on the next school now


Every January and February of each year, I witness parents running around like headless chicken trying to get their children into secondary schools. This is the time when head teachers, staff and members of school management boards make a killing being bribed for places in the schools. It is common to find a parent parting with UGX 4 Million (USD 1,100) just to get a place for their son/daughter only to pay official school fees of slightly under that amount.

As a parent, I thought I would share some advice on how to go about this process. By the time your child has hit 12 years and is a candidate for PLE, I expect any serious parent to have studied them well enough by now to know who they are, what they like or dislike and what kind of gifts they have. It doesn’t matter whether your child has been in a boarding primary school, the onus is upon us parents to bond with these children.

When you know your child well or fairly enough, then comes the next stage of identifying which academic institution would holistically bring up your child not only academically well but also boost her/his God given skills. If a child is talented in swimming, you have no business insisting on them going to a secondary school that does not offer swimming facilities simply because they shall be spending most of their time at school i.e. 8 months of the year. How do you expect them to excel in their gift when they only utilise the short holiday to practise? This analogy applies to other sports disciplines as well as extra curricula activities like drama, farming, entrepreneurship among others.

I know most parents are tuned to largely two things;

  1. A school that will make the child score distinctions so that they can be the best academically in the country (This is why some schools have chosen the shorter path of cheating for the students in order to achieve this goal)

  2. A school that can be regarded as having the Who is Who !! They want to see their children hobnobbing with ministers’ children or partaking of a family legacy (my grand father, father and now me all went to school X)

If your inclination is in line with what I just stated above, it’s also ok. Feel free to pursue that line. However, I do believe that the best option would to carefully scan the options around before setting on a secondary school.

Set up a check list to be followed so that you do not bias yourself while undertaking the study. The checklist may include some or all of the following questions;

  • What talents does your child possess?

  • What kind of learning environment does the school provide?

  • How much contact time is the child likely to have with the teachers? (There are schools where a stream has 100 students, that definitely offers little or no contact time for most students)

  • What pillars is the school built upon? (Is it religious ie Moslem, Christian etc or Sports or Drama all the way to ethical considerations)

  • What do current students say about the school?

  • What is the school fees structure?

  • What level of extra curricular activities is provided?

  • How can the school shape your child into the person you want the to be in future? (Starts with knowing your child)

  • You can add onto this list ….

Using this checklist, take a tour of different schools (invest time in this process, do not rely on recommendations from buddies in pubs). Assess them by talking to the different parties concerned.

When you follow such a methodical approach especially with a good headstart, you’re less likely to gravitate like a headless chicken when the time comes. Infact, you shall discover that the mindset you had prior to this exercise has been debunked.

Start now to plan for your child’s next school. You will be glad that you did so.

James Wire is a Small Business and Technology Consultant

Twitter: @wirejames

Email: lunghabo (at) gmail (dot) com

Identifying Fake job Opportunities


Monday November 13th 2017 will go down as a very sad day for many young and ready to work youths who got conned into believing that they had got job offers with Java House in Kampala, Uganda.

The unemployment situation in Uganda is so dire that it has led to lots of frustrations among many youths. Most are either unemployed or under-employed. I know of a Business Administration degree holder who is woking as a brick layer at a construction site. What hurt most about the Java house ordeal was the word making rounds that the applicants had parted with nearly UGX 1 Million shillings to be considered.

This same frustration is the one leading a number of other youths to blindly opt for jobs in the Middle East under suspicious arrangements only to end up as slave labour or even sex peddlers.

In all this, how does one identify that a job opportunity is most likely fake? I share some of the telltale signs that should flag off suspicion in your mind in the event that a job offer is being made to you.

  1. Money Payment: Any job opportunity where you are urged to part with money is most likely fake. They might try legitimising the payment in various ways but genuine recruiters never ask money from the applicants since they are usually paid by the company contracting them to recruit on their behalf.

  2. Offers of an abnormal salary: When presented with an offer whose salary promise is way above the average market rates, always think twice. Let us take the example of a front desk officer (or receptionist) who on average earns between UGX 300,000/ and UGX 600,000/. For someone to tell you that there is an offer for a similar job that is giving a starting salary of UGX 2,000,000/, a red flag should immediately go off in your mind.

  3. Sounding too good to be true? Whenever you see an opportunity that sounds too good to be true, then probably it isn’t. You might see an advert stating a seven figure salary, all sorts of benefits like a car, life and health insurance, housing allowance, communication allowance etc, all these for an entry level graduate job. Most likely, this is a red herring. Do not waste your effort pursuing such since the next level might be a request for you to pay some money for special consideration.

  4. They contacted you: There are cases where you receive a call or email with an offer for a job. You have no clue about the company in question but they seem to know enough about you. Before blushing and rushing to dance to their tunes, it is important to find out how they got through to you. If you are an experienced professional with an impeccable track record, it is very likely you could be easily contacted. However, if you’re a fresh graduate with hardly no professional record worth talking about, take a step back and ensure that you’re not being led into a job scam aimed at ripping you off.

  5. Instant Job Offers: This could come in the form of an email or even after a staged interview. Take a step back my brother/sister, things just do not come easy lately. As the next steps are spelt out to you, analyse them and see if they are typical of a con being shoved your way. Most likely, after such a job offer, you might be requested for some processing fees which you might gladly pay, afterall you’ve got the job. If they do this to 100 interviewees with each surrendering processing fees of UGX 20,000/ they will casually walk away with UGX 2,000,000/.

  6. Unclear Job Requirements: Job offers that are never specific in their requirements are always aimed at attracting as many applicants as possible to apply and these are usually scams. The job might not require experience or even a level of education and yet at the same time offer a very abnormal salary and benefits. This smells like a scam from the word go. Flee!!!

  7. Adverts printed on photocopy paper and pinned on roadside poles or walls of buildings: The majority of such offers are scams with the target of the scammer being the application fees that are usually charged. They have a tendency of taking applicants through a series of interviews while demanding for payment at each level. Their fees are usually pocket friendly to the individual but because they tap into a very big pool of applicants, they earn lots.

  8. You’re called at odd hours: Professional recruiters are not likely to engage you outside working hours. When you are called say at 10pm in the evening, or on a sunday over a job opportunity, those are red flags already. Do not let your desperacy mask these red flags. Tread carefully.

  9. Abrupt change of interview location: A few years back, a young man called me and wanted directions to a place he’d been called to for an interview. He narrated to me how the recruiter had called him early in the morning and given him directions to an alternative location. A google maps search indicated that the new interview location was in a very questionable neighbourhood. I advised him to abort the trip. This young man probably survived being robbed or even a kidnap. The moral of this story is that never proceed for an interview whose venue has been altered at the last minute.

  10. Interview Location: What does it look like? Is it the kind of place that inspires confidence? Is it an established office that you are likely to find if you returned after a month? A while back, there was a story of a young lady who went for an interview which was conducted in a home. Unfortunately, she was raped in the process. Be on the look out, avoid being led like a stray sheep, you just never know the motives of the recruiter.

  11. Smooth Talking: When confronted with a smooth talking recruiter, do not allow to be swayed by their talk, there-in lies their trump card. They usually string up a series of lies that easily give you a false sense of comfort. Just ensure that you do not abandon your sense of basic reasoning as you interact with them and do not be shy to ask the tough questions, even when they might create some discomfort.

  12. Secrecy: When a job offer presented to you demands that you keep its details a secret, run immediately if you can. Crooks usually in an effort to keep their illicit activities under wraps tend to utilise secrecy as a weapon. By the time you realise you’ve been ripped off, they have disappeared and can hardly be traced. This might have been the case with the Java House applicants.

Take great care as you look for that job opportunity.

James Wire is a Small Business and Technology Consultant based in Kampala, Uganda.

Follow @wirejames on Twitter.

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