Deleted Satellite – Uganda, a nation let down by clueless officials


Being a patriot in Uganda is one of the most energy sapping endeavors. It is the quickest shortcut for anyone determined to develop ailments like high blood pressure, broken heart syndrome, hyperglycemia, insomnia, depression, anxiety, hyperalgesia (stress induced pain), inflammation, ulcers, diarrhea among others.

Like a faithful wife being serially cheated on every day, one wakes up to one depressing story after another.  

From a boxing perspective, these stories are akin to being given a Jab that lands on your forehead with the knuckles, followed in quick succession by a cross, lead hook and rear hook. As you stagger to regain stability, they move in with a lead uppercut that sends you facing upwards and while you process the ongoing pain in the jaw, a rear uppercut completes the process leaving you sprawling on the ground. (Only Naguru Boys can comprehend this best.)

Facts speak for themselves, failure (scandal) after failure. Off head, we have;

  • Lubowa Hospital
  • The Akon City Project
  • The 31 Billion Shillings Covid Vaccine
  • The Naguru-Nakawa Satellite City land heist
  • The Rats that cost 8 Million Shillings each
  • The long awaited Kiira Motors Electric Vehicles
  • The Karamoja iron sheets saga
  • CHOGM
  • Global Fund
  • Temangalo
  • The ID Scandal of 2010
  • Isimba Dam Saga
  • Karuma Dam
  • Kiira Motors….

And now, The Satellite De-orbiting that others have termed as deleting.

Deorbiting a satellite simply means bringing a satellite back down to earth after it has completed its useful life. Uganda launched this Cubesat in November 2022 and while it was not meant to last forever in space, we expected it to serve for at least five years.

Upon its launch, there was a lot of fanfare, a typical habit of Ugandan Government officials aimed at justifying uncalled for expenses. I watched the event live and the beaming wide smile of triumph by Minister Dr. Musenero was all over the media.

The team of engineers led by Mr. Bonny Omara was upbeat. It heralded the dawn of a new era. I could feel their exuberant youthful energy reverberate all the way onto Twitter where they kept sharing snippets of the work done.

I am very certain that this team had a lot in mind about where they can lead this country in that regard if and only if they are given the necessary support. However, I guess we are faced with an environment littered with deceptive governance in our lovely country.

The media reports the minister stating that the initiative lacked 5 Billion Shillings to set up the necessary ground infrastructure to support the satellite. This is total balderdash, nonsense and baloney.

For a Government whose Parliament has just spent Billions buying cars for former speakers, one that is going to swallow up over 1.3 Trillion Shillings during its current term, a hastily approved borrowing spree of 7 Trillion Shillings and you tell a sane brain that there was lack of 5 Billion shillings to see this satellite project through?

Who planned this initiative in the first place? How do you procure a car without factoring in where you will park it, how you will repair it, how you expect to fuel it among other things?

This in my view is utter nonsense (with all due respect).

Satellite technology is being made to seem like a very complex game for Ugandans but this should not be the case as we have very brilliant people that can partake of it. This perception is being intentionally perpetuated by individuals that would like to milk as much as they can from such seemingly novel endeavors that are made to look complex.

You have journeymen like Kanye West meeting the president to talk about nothing and maybe partake of a photo opportunity yet there are more sound and nationalistic brains being shielded from educating him about futuristic patriotic initiatives.

In October 2023, someone raised a question directed to the Minister about the lack of our satellite’s signal on various tracking sites. No feedback was forthcoming from her or the ministry. One wonders why yet she had this Teletubby visage a year earlier during the launch.

If there is one disservice this nation is facing, it is the disengaged approach towards doing things. While you have an initiative like the Satellite in place being glorified as the next best thing to happen to the country, deep within the minds of the stake holders, you got the following thought patterns;

The Engineering Team – Getting the country to partake of modern technology in order to facilitate problem solving in one way or another.

Some Government Officials – Seeing how much to overbill this engagement in order to build flats in Kyanja

The Ugandan Layman – Experiencing improved service delivery

Do you see the glaring disconnect in expectations once one digs deeper into the minds of the different stakeholders on any project in Uganda?

A classic example are the COVID 19 rats that were purchased at the cost of a Toyota Vitz each. While appearing before a Parliamentary Committee, the Minister’s team justified this by claiming they were high tech and would be used to reproduce more without the need for additional purchases.

Ask the same team today, years later how many rats we have in place following the planned multiplication and they will start mumbling gibberish claiming that the food budget was inadequate hence leading to their death.

I am one individual who tends to stretch his faith in my country and do face a lot of ridicule as a result. However, I think for the sake of my desire to live a longer life, I might have to join the skeptics.

Now I realise why they say that communication should not be taken prima facie. Always look at the source of the communication, if it grunts like a pig, then it is a pig.

Jim Spire recently made a statement on X (Twitter) where he said, “I asked a Prof friend why the British built strong infrastructure (buildings, dams, railways that still stand) even when it was clear that they were leaving. In his view, it’s not just about hope for neocolonialism, but also because building strong things is part of their culture.

When shall it be culturally enviable for us to do things that last?

On a side note, I have learnt that the UPDF is training its officers on matters to do with Astronomy and Space endeavors. This is very good to know because we are becoming an interplanetary specie soon and Uganda could lead the way when it comes to the African Union’s need to deploy in Space. Bravo!!!

I look forward to the day we shall have sober brains steering the various initiatives that are birthed in this country.

Happy New Year 2024. May you be better at what you do.

James Wire
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Stop Normalising Opulence


The headline screamed “Former Speakers of Parliament get brand new Cars” hardly eighteen months after another one had been smacked in our face, “Shs 2.4 Billion for Speaker and Deputy’s cars is not expensive.”

This got me thinking deeply about the kind of cretins behind such decisions fully dressed up claiming to be human biologicals with sane minds.

Some dullard at the Parliament was quoted as saying, “the recent procurement of cars for the office of the Speaker and Deputy Speaker at the cost of Shs 2.4 billion will save the country money…We have benzes, we have these cars in parliament, but repairing them alone when they break down costs too much. You take the car to the garage and you spend Shs 40m hence cumulatively you would have spent more than one who has bought a new car. So that was also the basis of buying these cars.”

This led me to reflect on not only the statements from the Director of Communication at the Parliament of Uganda but also those aligned with his mindset that saw through this directive. How shameless can such individuals be? What is the purpose of a car for a public official? Transport from one location to another, period!!! Not a jacuzzi, mobile bar or a statement of arrival. You want extras, buy from your own money.

I am an avid watcher of the National Geographic Channel but I have found animals in the wild like Gorillas and Elephants to be much more considerate than these excuses of human beings.

You wonder how cars worth the construction of a serious Health Centre III in Butaleja district can be prioritized over the plight of the unwashed masses out there who have been subjected to existing and not living; the plight of children that cannot access basic study facilities in schools; the plight of hunger stricken Karamojong who only get a breather when men of God like Pastor Kayanja choose to mobilise the faithful to feed them; the plight of the elderly who have got no safety net for existence and are left to seek for an early appointment with God etc.

Such school going children who form the future are less priority compared to the cars of speakers of parliament

As we make an effort to recover from this, another shocker of buying cars for all Ex Speakers of Parliament complete with a government chauffeur, fuel supply, Car maintenance and replacement every five years is announced for all and sundry to see.

Do you bigots spoiling the name of public servants comprehend the asininity you are trying to drive this country into? Using any opportunity to unnecessarily create exorbitant expenses for the tax payer just because you deem it fit to have a few temporarily purple blooded individuals lead lives of luxury while leaving the rest wallowing in poverty?

The other day I drove through the constituency of the Speaker of Parliament but was very disappointed when I compared the opulence exhibited by her in comparison to the lives being led by her voters. The housing alone for the average homestead reminded me of the Butaleja of 1980. Rickety mud and wattle enclosures that can pass for goat sheds in many other places but when you see their Member of Parliament speaking like she is larger than life, you realise that some people have morphed through the Marslow’s hierarchy of needs in a topsy-turvy (kifuula nnenge) manner hence doing things in an inverted manner.

Today, it is an open secret that the economy is tight, very tight. Belt tightening is everywhere thanks to the global economic downturn and the dwindling of funds from countries that are not happy with our country’s stand on homosexuality.

I am one of those that are happy that we have this tightness coming up because most of the so called donor money was actually being siphoned away to fund opulent lifestyles of a favoured few and some Johnny come lately elites.

The taxation net is widening on a daily but the extravagant expenditures of public officials are not being checked. Revenue shortfalls are being announced and the Uganda Revenue Authority is being put to task to squeeze our gonads to ensure that there is money to spend on such flamboyance.

You may achieve your objectives in the short run but remember, a time comes when your baloney will hit a dead end and the masses you have taken for a ride for so long into thinking that they will be your spare tire every other day will simply sit back and refuse to kowtow in your pohoo (in Hon. Mbidde’s words).

The time is coming when sane and exposed brains shall find their way into those public offices and this country shall be spared the loose bowels you are exposing it to. We are keenly watching as you build new Parliamentary chambers, some day we shall have the kind exchanges therein that were common place in the Roman Empire’s senate hence restoring the sanctity of our August house that is slowly being turned into a Kwepicha House.

I sign off by quoting Harry Truman, “Public office is a privilege, not a right.”

James Wire

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