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Parents, let’s Kill UNEB


The Uganda National Examinations Board (UNEB) is what it is because of the confidence and trust vested in it by Ugandan parents and students. This has made the institution play such a pivotal role in determining the future of the majority of Ugandans and foreigners that choose to pursue their education here.

Lately though, there is a growing worrying trend of very unclear and surreptitious activities going on in that institution. I’ll deal with just a few to advance my point.

UNEB has been accused of marking city schools using alot of scrutiny with the sole intention of ensuring that students do not pass highly. It baffles any futuristic thinker to imagine that an examiner would be more interested in failing a student as opposed to getting the best out of them. This is the reason why there is an apparent “drop” in performance by most largely traditionally well performing schools. The guys at the board might claim that these urban schools cheat but this kind of excuse is akin to claiming everyone in Kikuubo is a thief simply because you have a couple of experiences dealing with thieves there. Essentially, they are using the wrong yardstick to address the problem of cheating. Punishing straight schools that do not engage in cheating simply because they happen to be in Kampala, when those that cheat are even known to them is a step towards committing institutional suicide. Their relevance is gradually being questioned.

Boosting some private schools while deflating others. It is true for those that have been observant that some private schools that have highly connected owners have used UNEB as a marketing tool. There is one that I know of in the environs of Kampala that invested over 5 Billion shillings in infrastructure expansion during the last three years. Lately, they are churning out 4s like popcorn. For those who know the proprietor of this school and his interests elsewhere, a similar pattern has been established with his other secondary and primary schools. One doesn’t need to be a rocket scientist to fill the jigsaw puzzle. In the process, it is also alleged that he works with the UNEB officials to ensure that schools considered as fierce rivals are badly handled during marking.

Differential grading. It is a known fact that there is a difference between the way results from rural schools are graded compared to the urban ones. Granted, they are trying to correct the distortion in terms of privilege with those in urban areas having it a lot easier than their rural counterparts. Word though has it that this doesn’t stop at the rural-urban divide but also gets applied to schools that have the right connections in place. Word is rife that there are schools that have a budget to pay the marking team used by UNEB to ensure that their students’ papers are handled favourably.

I know they always say that he that alleges bears the burden of proving. This too becomes a very hard task because of the closed nature of UNEB. How does one compel them to release information about the entire exam process? Why is it hard to get access to the transcripts of our children? If the physical ones cannot be availed, why can’t we at lest have electronic versions? Why cant we have the actual marks of these students published? I am very sure that the closed nature at UNEB is being perpetuated to protect the mafia like approach towards their underhand dealings. We are ready to challenge the status-quo if only transparency can be practised. Maybe UNEB is not guilty of some of these things we keep postulating about.

I now turn to the parents and students. UNEB results have the clout because of the trust and confidence we put in the institution as a determinant of how well our children are performing. This confidence we are always at liberty to withdraw and when we do, the institution shall remain an empty tin that is of no consequence. Just like money has value because of the confidence the citizens have in it, all this fizzles when that confidence is withdrawn. Zimbabwe is a good case to look at.

For long we have chosen to believe that the scores our children get in UNEB exams are the true reflection of their academic prowess and matters have been exacerbated by a manipulative financially driven press that keeps ramming it down our throat how these grades are the Alpha & Omega for our kids. Let us wake up and declare enough to be enough. We can’t continue like this. We can’t continue dancing to the whims of a cabal of education mafias whose primary goal is to make money at the expense of students that have put in considerable effort in their studies.

Let us push schools to start administering pre-entry examinations as a way of verifying the authenticity of their intakes. This shall go a long way in slowly weaning us off this hideous, corrupt, crooked, nefarious, untrustworthy and fraudulent body. Slowly like a plant denied of water, it shall shrivel until it’s no more.

Let us stop falling victim for the commercially driven agenda by the media of scheming for photo opportunities with our children being declared as best performers. Personally, I do not buy newspapers over the entire period when PLE, UCE and UACE results are released. It is my way of protesting the undue glorification and poor discernment in analysis that our media puts on these one time exams. I have since learnt that all they aim at is to make a financial kill without due regard about the state of mind they leave their readership in. How many of you that have made it in life can attribute their current status to appearing as a top performer in the media? It’s all hogwash aimed at further cementing brand UNEB in our minds.

Let us encourage schools to review periodic assessments of students as opposed to performance in one time exams. Why wouldn’t say a child that has been consistently performing well when assessed from Primary 6 to 7 but got 12 points in UNEB for reasons already explained earlier not be taken over another whose only claim to fame is the 4 points scored in the UNEB exam? A parent shared with me how his son who had 8 points and struggled to get into the school they wanted is now pacing the class with his worst position being third. What explains that?

As parents, let us stop rating schools primarily on how many 4s they produce at PLE because it is a very narrow lens not worthy of any parent with a holistic approach towards raising their children. It is our insatiable desire to see 4s that has led many schools to resort to underhand methods in order to manipulate performance. I once saw a comparison of students’ performance at O’Level Vs their PLE and it was simply mind boggling. Most of those that had got 4s paled significantly when compared to others that had got 6, 7 and above. Child development has its phases and occurs at different paces for everyone. You cant expect that your child will be a star performer from the time they are born till they die. While some children start off early to perform well, others start badly only to pick up and excel when they are much older.

I would like to put up a challenge, for those parents complaining about their children’s performance to publicly share their PLE results side by side with those of their children and the narrative shall change big time.

So, do we still need UNEB? Do we have the capacity to render it impotent and useless? Yes we do. Are there lawyers who can challenge the processes and secrecy of UNEB in court?

We can put them on the spot. Either they become more transparent or we remove our confidence and leave them to administer exams for South Sudan. There are always ingenious ways of rating our children as opposed to this mafia cabal that we are being subjected to.

Use the hashtag #KillUNEB to share more thoughts.

Wire James

@wirejames

SMACK, Namilyango, Gayaza, Lubaale Mubbe


There is a Luganda saying that goes like, “Bakuuma mbugo, Lubaale mubbe.” Its nearest English equivalent is, “closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.”

This saying is purported to have been coined during the time of Kabaka Jjunju (1780 – 1797). Baganda families had gods they worshipped to suit different needs in their lives. Each family had a select member who was in charge of keeping these gods. It was a prestigious role that many envied. These gods apparently were “kept” wrapped up in bark cloth (mbugo). Due to one reason or another, these gods could be stolen or misused by a member of the family or someone else who had the ability to “steal” them. So, while the guardian of the gods thought that he had them in safe custody on behalf of the family, the opposite would be the case. The gods were already stolen and he was just keeping bark cloth. Hence the saying which is loosely translated as, “They are keeping bark cloth, the gods were stolen.

A while back, I wrote an article warning the traditional giant schools in the form of Namilyango, SMACK, Buddo, Gayaza etal that they were digging their own graves. Alot of criticism was directed at me including allegations that I was a hater among other flimsy pedestrian conclusions. Today, I came across the list of admissions for the Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery at Makerere University, government sponsored and it read as follows:

No.

School

Number of Students

1

St. Mary’s Kitende

13

2

Uganda Martyrs Namugongo

12

3

Bishop Kihangire

5

4

Kiira College

4

5

St. Mary’s Namagunga

4

6

Kings College Buddo

4

7

Seeta High Main

3

8

Naalya Main

3

9

Mengo SSS

2

10

St. Julian

2

11

Gombe SS

2

12

Nabisunsa Girls

2

13

St. Mary’s Ruhoroza

2

14

Ntare School

1

15

Mbarara High

1

16

Seroma Christian High School

1

17

Seeta High Mukono

1

18

Ndejje

1

19

Gayaza

1

Namilyango College

00

St. Mary’s College Kisubi

00

The government scholarship admission for this same degree for those that joined Makerere University in 1993 had at least Ten (10) guys from St. Mary’s College Kisubi. It was basically an extension of old students from either Namagunga, Gayaza, SMACK, Buddo, Namilyango, Mwiri and a few other schools like Makerere College.

It is shocking to find that in 2017, Gayaza was just lucky to get only One (1) candidate on state sponsorship while SMACK and Namilyango contribute zero (0) students for this course. This is an abomination and a fulfillment of what I did warn a while back.

In a scathing article that I wrote on the traditional schools, I stated thus, “… one thing I can admit is that the prioritisation of quantity over quality has put me off totally to the extent that I wouldn’t recommend anyone with a radical mindset like mine to take their child to those traditional big guns. It is time they rethought their strategy otherwise today’s perceived minnows will eclipse them tomorrow when their products excel where it matters …

If there is one thing that defines old students of the traditional high performing schools, it’s the pride we exude as having been part of an elite class as well as littering the professions that are deemed to matter in the world of employment. While I am proud of the fact that I can walk into any office in this land and find someone I know as an OB or OG of sorts, I must say, the writing is on the wall for the traditional schools. Having taken for granted this superiority, they gave room to the minnows to work their way upwards and eclipse them.

I did come across an argument on Facebook where those allied to the traditional schools were busy bashing old students from St Mary’s Kitende claiming that the best they can do is to operate photocopiers in the various city shopping arcades. The results I just shared should be a wake up call, the Kitendes you have been underlooking are annexing every inch of land that you had been taking for granted as a birth right for over a century. First they swept the arts courses, now they are on an onslaught for sciences.

Traditional schools have always given their students this aura of invincibility and entitlement making them feel like royals of sorts. Unfortunately, in reality, like the luganda saying I quoted earlier, apart from the structures and historical legacies they have, these traditional schools seem to have nothing to offer lately. Lubaale Mubbe !!!!! Wake up guys.

I consider this a critical moment for the traditional schools. Over the past twenty something years, they have digressed from working towards the set founding goals of their institutions and instead opted to play to the gallery. By abandoning the core values they represented including sticking to the recommended admission procedures, they fell into the trap of populism. Matters were worsened when bribery became the norm. I know of someone whose son was not certain of getting to Kings College Buddo for Senior One and this led him to execute plan B which was SMACK where he got a place after parting with UGX 4 Million. Today he is happy and chest thumping that he has a child at SMACK but I want to remind him that, Lubaale Mubbe.

At A-Level, these traditional schools admit star studded students who do not even need the slightest push to excel. How the hell can you tell me that they can fail to convert them into nationwide leading performers at the University entry exams? It means that either the children that are admitted have falsified results or the teachers responsible for teaching them are sleeping on duty. Lubaale Mubbe.

The traditional schools in a bid to play to the gallery have opted to compete on the same terms as the private schools that are fast rising. They forget that what they were set out to offer is more than just good grades in class. They fail to impress this need upon the aspiring students or parents and instead lure them with the promise of high grades. If it is grades that one is pursuing solely, then they can no longer compete with many private schools that seem to have mastered the art of churning out good grades. However, if they can look inwardly and come up with a revised offer which has a linkage with the vision of the founders, they will retain a lot of relevance despite not churning out high grades academically. After all, we all know that success in life is not necessarily directly proportional to the grades scored in school.

As for King’s College Buddo and St. Mary’s Namagunga, with 4 a piece heading for the Medicine class, I don’t encourage you to chest thump. It is a sign that you too are slowly descending to the place where Namilyango and SMACK have already bought plots of land, Zero (0) contribution.

Time for change. To effect this change, there is going to have to be a total overhaul of the mindsets starting right from the Board Members of the Schools, School Administrations, Old Students Associations, Students and Parents. Otherwise, Bye Bye SMACK, Namilyango, Gayaza; Welcome St. Mary’s Kitende and Uganda Martyrs Namugongo.

James Wire is a Small Business and Technology Consultant based in Kampala, Uganda

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