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How to deal with a Windfall of Money


A middle aged gentleman received his biggest ever pay out in life that saw him get UGX 200 Million in cash. All of a sudden, he is struggling to figure out what business to invest it in. With too many ideas, his brain cells are exploding like popcorn.

His experience is no different from what you too may have gone through in the past, managing windfall money. I heard of some children who casually ate through UGX 2 Billion that their late father had left for them. They bought all the nice toys like cars, phones etc and upgraded their hangouts. Before they knew it, they were back, penniless in less than two years.

Back to the middle aged gentleman. He has this money, he’s very excited and willing to invest. He has no experience in running a serious business but believes money talks. I am sure numerous hangers on are now giving him all sorts of advice. Ideas like; building rentals, setting up a hardware shop, starting a farm, opening a restaurant, importing second hand cars and so on and so forth.

While I appreciate his desire to put this money to productive use as soon as possible, his lack of business experience is a handicap he has to carefully deal with. I recall in the 1990s when a number of top level officials were relieved of their duties by the Bank of Uganda. One of the victims was a neighbour of ours and his retirement package was in figures that sounded astronomical. He then begun dabbling in all sorts of businesses basing on ideas being fed to him by hangers on. Within three years, he was flat broke and five years later, we buried him.

My advice to this brother of the 200M jackpot is that he needs to first sober up. Doing things with a lot of excitement will make him a target in this city of Kampala that has lots of conmen who can smell money from afar.

How can he sober up? Let him get UGX 190 Million of that payout and place it in time bound Treasury Bills from Bank of Uganda for one year or even less. The purpose here is to put his money away in a place he can’t easily get access to. However, it also earns him some interest implying that he shall turn a profit through this action. I have shared extensively on this previously in another article. During the time that the money is out of reach, he can take time to soberly evaluate the various investment ideas that he either already has or those being brought before him. I am certain that by the time 12 months elapse, he shall be more prepared to take on the business world in a much better way.

Remember the UGX 10 Million that I left out? I do advise that he uses that to satisfy his cravings. Let him have all the fun he has ever wanted to have so that he “washes away the thirst.” Satisfying himself of these cravings is key to his ability to retain sanity in future as his business grows and he becomes richer.

Are you expecting a windfall one of these days? Are your parents retiring hence getting a payout? My core advice is that you do not rush to spend that money. Maintain the same lifestyle you always have had, detach yourself physically from the money and embark on the planning process. You’ll be very happy with your results eventually.

James Wire is a Small Business and Technology Consultant based in Kampala, Uganda.

Follow him @wirejames on Twitter

Email – lunghabo [at] gmail [dot] com

Be-ware of Black Dollars


“I have been conned of USD 300,000!!!”

The message stood out as I opened my WhatsApp. I could hardly believe my eyes and this led me to ask the sender whether he meant USD 300 instead. He sent me a voice message confirming that it was USD 300,000. I immediately got depressed.

He then opened up to me that he had been a victim of a scam involving Black Dollars.

What are Black Dollars?

This is banknote sized paper alleged to be US Dollar currency notes that have been dyed to avoid detection by the authorities.

What is the scam?

The victim is persuaded to pay fees and purchase chemicals to remove the dye, with a promise of a share in the proceeds. The heart of the scam involves coating a few pieces of real money with iodine and Vaseline or Elmer’s glue, and removing the blackening with oxygen bleach or crushed Vitamin C tablets, while convincing you that large piles of worthless black paper are the same blackened banknotes. They’re not. They have run off with your real money and left you with nothing but black paper.

My friend’s experience

He receives a call from some unknown guy who proceeds to introduce himself as a worker with the United Nations in South Sudan. He gives him a hint of the deal he has and requests that they meet.

Being a deal broker, my friend, let’s call him Kagutunda picks interest and a meeting is held at an upscale hotel in the environs of Kampala. After a thorough brief where they indicate that they have black dollars in South Sudan worth USD 8 Million, he is kind of convinced and the conmen request for money to transport them to Uganda. He proceeds to give them that money.

A few days later, the boxes of black dollars arrived and it was time for him to actually put them to the test. To show legitimacy, the conmen even came with a white man as part of the team. They signed an agreement where he was meant to purchase a machine and the cleaning chemicals for the black dollars.

Kagutunda then paid USD 40,000 and later added another USD 20,000. The machine was able to produce USD 1,000 that was clean. He verified by taking the money to a Forex Bureau and was able to successfully exchange it.

Things get interesting, the machine thereafter failed. The fraudsters indicated that there was need to get another machine from the United Kingdom. He released another USD 40,000 for this purpose. He also had to pay for five bottles of the cleaning chemicals at USD 40,000 each bottle.

Upon arrival of all the processing material, it turned the currency from black to an unclear form. They then asked him to raise another USD 50,000 to rectify the problem. At this point, Kagutunda was broke. With no more money, he made some consultations and that is when he learnt that he had been conned!!!

What does the Internet say?

A quick google search led me to material on how this scam is perpetrated and let us see the similarities;

According to Finishing.com, the steps involved are:

  • Find gullible people as victims;
  • Discover their prejudices, then inflame their prejudices with stories of the UN or the CIA or Iraq officials or some other group coating trunkfuls of money with secret blackening;
  • Fill trunks with cut up black construction paper or the black output of a Xerox machine, or something else black.
  • Produce by sleight of hand a few pieces of real money, which has been coated with iodine and Elmer’s glue, pretending they are representative of the contents of the trunk;
  • Clean these few pieces of real money with the crushed Vitamin C tablets.
  • Tell the victims that the vitamin C tablets are a precious secret chemical designed to remove the secret defacing chemical;
  • Interrupt the cleaning by running out of solution or ‘accidentally’ knocking the bottle to the floor;
  • Ask for vast sums for this “secret cleaning fluid”, when in fact the trunk is full of construction paper not iodine-stained money, and no chemicals can possibly turn construction paper into bank notes.

Wikipedia also details how this scam is carried out and a read through shows that the tactics are largely similar.

Interestingly, this scam has been around for years. I first heard of it while still a university student in the 1990s and it’s the reason I can hardly believe my ears that it is still effective today. This led me to do a quick survey among the under 35 years old individuals and to my shock, they have no idea about this Black Dollar scam.

The New Vision and Daily Monitor have reported on this from way back.

Despite having been conned, Kagutunda came out in the open about his demise because he wants to prevent others falling victim.

Do you love quick money?

Do you love fast deals?

Do you have greed for money?

Have you been conned through scams like D9, TelexFree among others?

If you answered Yes to any of those three questions, you are a highly potential victim of this scam. Watch your steps closely. Value your money by not putting it to waste.

James Wire is a Business and Technology Consultant based in Kampala, Uganda
Follow @wirejames on Twitter.
Email lunghabo [at] gmail [dot] com

Additional material from:

https://www.finishing.com/522/12.shtml

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_money_scam

Featured image courtesy of Forwardtimes.com