Tag Archives: Uganda

Parents, let’s Kill UNEB


The Uganda National Examinations Board (UNEB) is what it is because of the confidence and trust vested in it by Ugandan parents and students. This has made the institution play such a pivotal role in determining the future of the majority of Ugandans and foreigners that choose to pursue their education here.

Lately though, there is a growing worrying trend of very unclear and surreptitious activities going on in that institution. I’ll deal with just a few to advance my point.

UNEB has been accused of marking city schools using alot of scrutiny with the sole intention of ensuring that students do not pass highly. It baffles any futuristic thinker to imagine that an examiner would be more interested in failing a student as opposed to getting the best out of them. This is the reason why there is an apparent “drop” in performance by most largely traditionally well performing schools. The guys at the board might claim that these urban schools cheat but this kind of excuse is akin to claiming everyone in Kikuubo is a thief simply because you have a couple of experiences dealing with thieves there. Essentially, they are using the wrong yardstick to address the problem of cheating. Punishing straight schools that do not engage in cheating simply because they happen to be in Kampala, when those that cheat are even known to them is a step towards committing institutional suicide. Their relevance is gradually being questioned.

Boosting some private schools while deflating others. It is true for those that have been observant that some private schools that have highly connected owners have used UNEB as a marketing tool. There is one that I know of in the environs of Kampala that invested over 5 Billion shillings in infrastructure expansion during the last three years. Lately, they are churning out 4s like popcorn. For those who know the proprietor of this school and his interests elsewhere, a similar pattern has been established with his other secondary and primary schools. One doesn’t need to be a rocket scientist to fill the jigsaw puzzle. In the process, it is also alleged that he works with the UNEB officials to ensure that schools considered as fierce rivals are badly handled during marking.

Differential grading. It is a known fact that there is a difference between the way results from rural schools are graded compared to the urban ones. Granted, they are trying to correct the distortion in terms of privilege with those in urban areas having it a lot easier than their rural counterparts. Word though has it that this doesn’t stop at the rural-urban divide but also gets applied to schools that have the right connections in place. Word is rife that there are schools that have a budget to pay the marking team used by UNEB to ensure that their students’ papers are handled favourably.

I know they always say that he that alleges bears the burden of proving. This too becomes a very hard task because of the closed nature of UNEB. How does one compel them to release information about the entire exam process? Why is it hard to get access to the transcripts of our children? If the physical ones cannot be availed, why can’t we at lest have electronic versions? Why cant we have the actual marks of these students published? I am very sure that the closed nature at UNEB is being perpetuated to protect the mafia like approach towards their underhand dealings. We are ready to challenge the status-quo if only transparency can be practised. Maybe UNEB is not guilty of some of these things we keep postulating about.

I now turn to the parents and students. UNEB results have the clout because of the trust and confidence we put in the institution as a determinant of how well our children are performing. This confidence we are always at liberty to withdraw and when we do, the institution shall remain an empty tin that is of no consequence. Just like money has value because of the confidence the citizens have in it, all this fizzles when that confidence is withdrawn. Zimbabwe is a good case to look at.

For long we have chosen to believe that the scores our children get in UNEB exams are the true reflection of their academic prowess and matters have been exacerbated by a manipulative financially driven press that keeps ramming it down our throat how these grades are the Alpha & Omega for our kids. Let us wake up and declare enough to be enough. We can’t continue like this. We can’t continue dancing to the whims of a cabal of education mafias whose primary goal is to make money at the expense of students that have put in considerable effort in their studies.

Let us push schools to start administering pre-entry examinations as a way of verifying the authenticity of their intakes. This shall go a long way in slowly weaning us off this hideous, corrupt, crooked, nefarious, untrustworthy and fraudulent body. Slowly like a plant denied of water, it shall shrivel until it’s no more.

Let us stop falling victim for the commercially driven agenda by the media of scheming for photo opportunities with our children being declared as best performers. Personally, I do not buy newspapers over the entire period when PLE, UCE and UACE results are released. It is my way of protesting the undue glorification and poor discernment in analysis that our media puts on these one time exams. I have since learnt that all they aim at is to make a financial kill without due regard about the state of mind they leave their readership in. How many of you that have made it in life can attribute their current status to appearing as a top performer in the media? It’s all hogwash aimed at further cementing brand UNEB in our minds.

Let us encourage schools to review periodic assessments of students as opposed to performance in one time exams. Why wouldn’t say a child that has been consistently performing well when assessed from Primary 6 to 7 but got 12 points in UNEB for reasons already explained earlier not be taken over another whose only claim to fame is the 4 points scored in the UNEB exam? A parent shared with me how his son who had 8 points and struggled to get into the school they wanted is now pacing the class with his worst position being third. What explains that?

As parents, let us stop rating schools primarily on how many 4s they produce at PLE because it is a very narrow lens not worthy of any parent with a holistic approach towards raising their children. It is our insatiable desire to see 4s that has led many schools to resort to underhand methods in order to manipulate performance. I once saw a comparison of students’ performance at O’Level Vs their PLE and it was simply mind boggling. Most of those that had got 4s paled significantly when compared to others that had got 6, 7 and above. Child development has its phases and occurs at different paces for everyone. You cant expect that your child will be a star performer from the time they are born till they die. While some children start off early to perform well, others start badly only to pick up and excel when they are much older.

I would like to put up a challenge, for those parents complaining about their children’s performance to publicly share their PLE results side by side with those of their children and the narrative shall change big time.

So, do we still need UNEB? Do we have the capacity to render it impotent and useless? Yes we do. Are there lawyers who can challenge the processes and secrecy of UNEB in court?

We can put them on the spot. Either they become more transparent or we remove our confidence and leave them to administer exams for South Sudan. There are always ingenious ways of rating our children as opposed to this mafia cabal that we are being subjected to.

Use the hashtag #KillUNEB to share more thoughts.

Wire James

@wirejames

Uganda’s Gorillas Vs Space Tourism


I have observed the uncoordinated approach being put into promoting Uganda’s tourism with the latest being the signing up of a one Zari as the country’s tourism ambassador. This came shortly after the much publicised visit of Kanye West and his family.

First and foremost, I am left wondering which would be a better catch for tourists to visit Uganda. Is the Kardashian wannabe in the form of Zari a better prospect to bring them on than a community of pygmies leading their lives in the environs of the mountain gorillas? The former is largely an actress making a very big effort to impress while the latter are all natural and as authentic as they get. I leave the conclusion on this to you.

 

mountain_gorilla

Baby Mountain Gorilla chilling with its mother. Bwindi Forest, Uganda. Photo Credit: Vincent Mugaba

However, as usual, as my mind wandered off to Uganda in 2090, I asked myself, will this tourism of seeking visitors that want to see wild animals, view birds, climb mountains etc still be the in-thing? There is an attempt of late to even tap heavily into the upscale tourists market in order to get premium visitors into the country.

I am sorry to say this but apart from earning salaries for today and probably scoring cheap short term achievements, there doesn’t seem to be a serious futuristic plan (three decades and beyond) for tourism as an integral player in the local economy.

Some countries like China and the USA are already constructing facilities that can house most of the wild life that we boast of and this shall most likely drastically reduce visits of tourists interested in game watching if nothing changes in our offering. The greatest impact will be on the mass low end slipper wearing and hiking tourists whose dollars are significant due to their large numbers. They probably might prefer to visit the new retrofitted zoos in their home countries that give them an African experience.

It is strange to see that nothing is being talked about as regards Space Tourism and interplanetary travel. I know anything to do with matters beyond the Earth’s atmosphere elicits a lot of ignorance among Ugandans and this does not spare the working class and elites. There is a sad silence on matters to do with Space as many professionals meant to plan for the future of this nation spend time scampering around to acquire wealth in all manner of ways without ever thinking of how they should secure a prosperous Uganda for their great grand children.

If Uganda is to remain a key player in the tourism industry, it has to warm up to the coming Space Age. Defined as, “the practise of travelling into space for recreational purposes,” Space Tourism is the next big thing. Man has conquered land and the next frontier provoking our imagination is Space.

In April 2001, Dennis Tito an American Engineer and multimillionaire was the first space tourist to venture into space at a whooping US$ 20 Million. Using a Russian Soyuz spacecraft, he spent 7 days 22 hours and orbited the earth 128 times with two Russian Cosmonauts.

Shortly after, in 2002, Mark Shuttleworth the first African space tourist followed suit. The brain behind Canonical the proprietors of Ubuntu Linux Operating system, Mark is a highly accomplished South African businessman who sold his digital certificate company Thawte Consulting for close to US$ 575 Million to Verisign in 1999. He spent eight days at the International Space Station. This same guy in 2006 visited Uganda as a special guest at a technology workshop that yours truly helped organise in Kalangala.

Since his space visit, a handful of other space tourists have accomplished the feat generating a lot of excitement about the potential of touring space.

Someone may ask, what is special about going to space?

Edgar Mitchell, an Apollo 14 astronaut said, “From out there on the Moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’”

The view of the earth from space is regarded as a very breath taking one, slide in the weightlessness as a result of zero gravity and you have an out of this world experience. While in space, you have no direction you can call down or up because your body rotates all over the place like a free flowing ballon in the air.

For freshly married couples, the possibility of honeymooning on the moon shall soon be a reality after hotels and other settlements are built there. With technologies like 3D printing this shall be very possible in the not so distant future. Mars is another prospect for settlement for colonisation by man and it is considered an even better option for habitation. While travel times are currently lengthy with six months being the shortest possible time to make it on a oneway trip, the experience of being in space on a 500 Million Kilometre journey (do I see your jaw drop?) travelling at an average speed of 97,000 Km/hour is freaky yet exciting to say the least.

You have initiatives like the Aurora Station which is a hotel planned to be located in orbit 200 miles above the earth. It’s hoped to go live in 2021 and a 12 day stay shall have a starting cost of US$ 9.5 Million which is much less than the US$ 20 Million that other space tourists have paid in the past. This is a sign that the costs while still high currently are going to drastically drop in the next decade or so. Guests a the hotel shall have access to high speed wireless internet, so your WhatsApp and Facebook Live won’t be missed.

One of the things I fancy most as a Christian is attending a church service in Space. That can definitely be such a marvel. Imagine the pastor preaching without a pulpit while floating freely within the congregation which has to equally float, twist and turn to keep him/her in sight. Wow!!!

The United Arab Emirates launched the Mars 2117 which is a 100 year project whose aim is to establish the first colony on Mars within that time. Scientific research on techniques like Terraforming is making Mars a much more realistic prospect for settlement within the next fifty years.

The eventual winner in tourism is likely to be an opportunity to explore the Solar System and tour planets like Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Venus among others. With current technologies, this would be a one way trip with no prospect of ever returning. However, research into Faster than Light Travel, Wormholes and Blackholes could easily open up travel through the vast expanse of the universe to humanity. This for example could enable a tourist reach Kepler-186f an earth like planet 557 light years away (Multiply that figure by 9.5 Trillion Kms to get the equivalent distance in Kilometres) within a few minutes. This planet is human habitable and has red instead of green plants. Want to know why? Get ready to visit.

Back to Uganda’s tourism push, if we can’t be part of this action in space, we should consider the Tourism industry as one of those that are likely to become extinct or remain a refuge for the locals only. It’s not too late though for us to keep up with the times. There are a number of opportunities we can tap into that shall keep us relevant in the Space Tourism age. One of the most notable ones is the construction of a Spaceport.

A spaceport is a site for launching or receiving spacecraft. It has the capability to launch spacecraft into orbit around the earth or onto interplanetary trajectories.

Why is Uganda ideal for a Spaceport?

The earth is always spinning around on its axis and without noticing it, we the inhabitants are also spinning at the same speed that it does wherever we are located on the earth. Anything or anyone situated at the equator is moving at a speed of 1670 Km/hour while those located midway between the poles and the equator are moving at a slower speed of about 1180 Km/hour. The speed keeps reducing as you go further to the poles.

Screen Shot 2018-11-06 at 15.04.22

Illustration of the speed differences in the Earth’s rotation. Picture Credit – Wholedude.com

You’re probably wondering how true this can be? Well, imagine this, get three spots; one at the pole, another midway between the pole and the equator and a third one at the equator. When the earth makes a complete revolution, each returns to its original position in the same 24 hours. Due to the shape of the earth being round with its widest section at the equator, the spot at the equator definitely moves many more kilometres than its counterpart spots at the pole or midway between the pole and the equator. This then confirms that the land at the equator moves faster than at any other place on the earth.

Launch of spacecrafts is a very expensive affair thanks to the current expensive technologies of petroleum fuel propulsion that we have to contend with. It costs SpaceX US$ 62 Million to launch the Falcon 9 rocket each time while the Falcon Heavy costs US$ 90 Million to launch. In fuel requirements, the Falcon 9 needs 409,000 litres of fuel to launch. Launching a spacecraft follows the principle of making sure that it travels fast enough to avoid being dragged back by the earth’s gravitational force through what is termed as achieving escape velocity.

With that background, it is clear that the spin of the earth can give the rocket launch an advantage. If a rocket is at the equator, even before firing, it already has a speed of 1670 Km/hr. The net effect of this is a drop in launch costs, especially on fuel.

Uganda being at the equator has all it takes to offer this added advantage and host Africa’s only cost effective Spaceport. The spillover effect of this facility could entail:

  • Turning Uganda into a one stop place in Africa for launching and operating spacecraft.

  • The emergence of technically qualified personnel in the growing field of spacecraft engineering

  • The design of new training courses at universities aimed at meeting the human resource demand at the Spaceport and its suppliers.

  • Numerous jobs created.

  • Tourist gateway to Space among others.

So, to the honchos directing Uganda’s tourism industry, Amos Wekesa, John Ssempebwa, Stephen Asiimwe and others, it is time you refined your creative juices to plan for Tourism Uganda in 2090. Your unborn descendants shall be proud of you.

James Wire is a Business and Technology Consultant based in Kampala, Uganda
Follow
@wirejames on Twitter.
Email
lunghabo [at] gmail [dot] com