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Be-ware of Black Dollars


“I have been conned of USD 300,000!!!”

The message stood out as I opened my WhatsApp. I could hardly believe my eyes and this led me to ask the sender whether he meant USD 300 instead. He sent me a voice message confirming that it was USD 300,000. I immediately got depressed.

He then opened up to me that he had been a victim of a scam involving Black Dollars.

What are Black Dollars?

This is banknote sized paper alleged to be US Dollar currency notes that have been dyed to avoid detection by the authorities.

What is the scam?

The victim is persuaded to pay fees and purchase chemicals to remove the dye, with a promise of a share in the proceeds. The heart of the scam involves coating a few pieces of real money with iodine and Vaseline or Elmer’s glue, and removing the blackening with oxygen bleach or crushed Vitamin C tablets, while convincing you that large piles of worthless black paper are the same blackened banknotes. They’re not. They have run off with your real money and left you with nothing but black paper.

My friend’s experience

He receives a call from some unknown guy who proceeds to introduce himself as a worker with the United Nations in South Sudan. He gives him a hint of the deal he has and requests that they meet.

Being a deal broker, my friend, let’s call him Kagutunda picks interest and a meeting is held at an upscale hotel in the environs of Kampala. After a thorough brief where they indicate that they have black dollars in South Sudan worth USD 8 Million, he is kind of convinced and the conmen request for money to transport them to Uganda. He proceeds to give them that money.

A few days later, the boxes of black dollars arrived and it was time for him to actually put them to the test. To show legitimacy, the conmen even came with a white man as part of the team. They signed an agreement where he was meant to purchase a machine and the cleaning chemicals for the black dollars.

Kagutunda then paid USD 40,000 and later added another USD 20,000. The machine was able to produce USD 1,000 that was clean. He verified by taking the money to a Forex Bureau and was able to successfully exchange it.

Things get interesting, the machine thereafter failed. The fraudsters indicated that there was need to get another machine from the United Kingdom. He released another USD 40,000 for this purpose. He also had to pay for five bottles of the cleaning chemicals at USD 40,000 each bottle.

Upon arrival of all the processing material, it turned the currency from black to an unclear form. They then asked him to raise another USD 50,000 to rectify the problem. At this point, Kagutunda was broke. With no more money, he made some consultations and that is when he learnt that he had been conned!!!

What does the Internet say?

A quick google search led me to material on how this scam is perpetrated and let us see the similarities;

According to Finishing.com, the steps involved are:

  • Find gullible people as victims;
  • Discover their prejudices, then inflame their prejudices with stories of the UN or the CIA or Iraq officials or some other group coating trunkfuls of money with secret blackening;
  • Fill trunks with cut up black construction paper or the black output of a Xerox machine, or something else black.
  • Produce by sleight of hand a few pieces of real money, which has been coated with iodine and Elmer’s glue, pretending they are representative of the contents of the trunk;
  • Clean these few pieces of real money with the crushed Vitamin C tablets.
  • Tell the victims that the vitamin C tablets are a precious secret chemical designed to remove the secret defacing chemical;
  • Interrupt the cleaning by running out of solution or ‘accidentally’ knocking the bottle to the floor;
  • Ask for vast sums for this “secret cleaning fluid”, when in fact the trunk is full of construction paper not iodine-stained money, and no chemicals can possibly turn construction paper into bank notes.

Wikipedia also details how this scam is carried out and a read through shows that the tactics are largely similar.

Interestingly, this scam has been around for years. I first heard of it while still a university student in the 1990s and it’s the reason I can hardly believe my ears that it is still effective today. This led me to do a quick survey among the under 35 years old individuals and to my shock, they have no idea about this Black Dollar scam.

The New Vision and Daily Monitor have reported on this from way back.

Despite having been conned, Kagutunda came out in the open about his demise because he wants to prevent others falling victim.

Do you love quick money?

Do you love fast deals?

Do you have greed for money?

Have you been conned through scams like D9, TelexFree among others?

If you answered Yes to any of those three questions, you are a highly potential victim of this scam. Watch your steps closely. Value your money by not putting it to waste.

James Wire is a Business and Technology Consultant based in Kampala, Uganda
Follow @wirejames on Twitter.
Email lunghabo [at] gmail [dot] com

Additional material from:

https://www.finishing.com/522/12.shtml

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_money_scam

Featured image courtesy of Forwardtimes.com

Is Mobile Money Tax saga evidence that amateurs are running Uganda’s economy?


For a number of years, I used to religiously contribute and give a commentary on the budgeting process for Uganda. At that time I was fully convinced that failure to participate would mean failure to see the change I want. However, over time, as I got a chance to read the Auditor General’s reports that showed how the Government was spending our money versus the budgeting, I was alarmed. Most Government departments struggled to get even 50% of their allotted budgets. For some departments, even 30% was a miracle, yet you had others that not only got all their money but were even given supplementary allocations.

This was the first indication to me that probably we have either hopeless systems in place or clueless technocrats running the Ministry of Finance. Come 2018, the same technocrats came up with a tax on Mobile Money Transactions. Using armchair calculations with the misguided belief that the economy runs in a vacuum, they simply extrapolated the amounts of money transacted on the Mobile Money platform and salivated at the prospect of getting a mere 1% of that. Very typical of simpleminded brains.

Without wasting time, they employed the services of their Ministers who in a typical manner of “act now and think later” went ahead to become the poster boys of this tax. Matters were further worsened by the appalling nescience (cluelessness) of our Parliamentarians on matters pertaining the economy. Numerous submissions were made by different industry players and consumer organisations but like cows headed for the abattoir, the MPs couldn’t listen.

Screen Shot 2018-08-02 at 09.32.29On July 2nd, I tweeted thus, “when you see a cow excitedly walking into an abattoir, simply because it has seen other cows there, just buy yourself a packet of popcorn and get ready to watch the unfolding soap.”

For those that were pushing me to say something on this matter, there-in lies the reason I took this long. Knowing that there was a Telenova unfolding, my preference was to first watch the amateur actors do their thing.

A fortnight into the month of July, Hon. David Bahati the Minister of State (Planning) in the Ministry of Finance, Planning and Economic Development, excitedly told the nation how the Government had collected UGX 5 Billion in Mobile Money (MM) tax during the first week of its implementation. Honestly, watching him say that on national Television, I could see a typical pseudologist. He conveniently avoided sharing the Tax revenue message in context of the bigger MM picture. He mentioned nothing about the drop in transactions and how it translated into numerous job losses among other things.

We have now heard from the Bank of Uganda how during the first two weeks of the MM tax implementation, transactions dropped by UGX 672 Billion. Compare this to the 5 Billion that the minister was hysterically fronting as a measure of success for the tax. This reminds one of the adage Garbage In Garbage Out (GiGo).

While I am a proponent of a tax compliant citizenry, I’m not impressed by the topsy-turvy (kifuula nnenge) approach in which our economy is being run. Honestly speaking, we have reached where we are largely as a result of mere luck, donor good will and proceeds of local as well as global corruption. Over the past decade or so, genuine economic growth seems to have eluded us.

This Ministry has simply failed to oversee a turn around of this economy with the aim of making it more vibrant. Apart from knee-jerk responses to pertinent issues that arise, there seems to be a well calculated culture of gambling perpetrated by the office bearers.

Over the past decade, the number of Ugandans that have been pushed out of legitimate business engagements has soared. We could always choose to be wishy washy about some of these things and blame them entirely on poor management skills but how do you explain the massive closure of most locally run businesses? When genuine tax payers have to compete with a corrupt elite whose businesses never get to pay tax, the end result is closure of the genuine guys and lower revenue collection for the government.

The big headed mindset that the ministry technocrats have which aims at merely appeasing the President while letting everyone else go hang is being tested right now. They have always thought that they can bulldoze their way into anything but this time round, Ugandans know better than tolerate bull-shit.

While I know it is a culture of our government to reward incompetents at the expense of the competent, I still call out to the powers that be requesting them to do a total shake up of the Ministry of Finance. Starting with the line ministers all the way down to the various technocrats, heads need to roll. There is nothing much these busy bodies are doing to advance this economy apart from politicking and being transaction advisers to investors who reward them privately. It’s a pity that anything outside the docket of security hardly attracts the serious scrutiny of the Head of State but the more he continues with this aloof approach, he just might wake up when it’s too late. Our economy shall be in shambles with no one to tax.

As a parting shot, I believe something is definitely not right with the way our Telecom players are making tax declarations and in this regard, I am a self confessed supporter of efforts by the Government to establish ways of getting to the bottom of this matter. A look at the kind of charges we pay for MM transactions leaves one wondering what the actual cost is for a mere transfer of bits and bytes over a network that is being utilised for many other services too.

James Wire is a Business and Technology Consultant based in Kampala, Uganda
Follow @wirejames on Twitter.
Email lunghabo [at] gmail [dot] com