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Ofwono Opondo, do not Retire, Refire!!!


Reading the honest writeup by my elder Mr. Ofwono Opondo has simply re-inforced the validity of my thoughts on Life after Formal Employment. What he is going through is what I regard as transition / rebirth pains that my childhood neighbor Mr. Robert Kabushenga went through a few years back.

This experience is inevitable for as long as you have been through formal employment and more-so risen high up in the ranks. When one joins the job environment, the admiration for starters is to have a growth in income followed by growth in the ranks.

The lust for growth in rank is driven by: the competitiveness that society rams into us from childhood; search for credibility (here you find one priding in being regarded as a Manager, Director etc); association (wanting to be seen within certain circles for validation purposes); society approval (accomplishing the list of society expectations); Respect (Many believe in the respect that their job titles accord them); amassing wealth (the biggest lie humanity has faced of money being regarded as everything) to mention but a few.

In all this, we fight so hard to live the brand of our employer while relegating the need to brand our individual selves. If anyone asked you to tell them who Ofwono Opondo is, the first thing that comes to mind is The Media Center. Beyond that, nothing more should be expected save for a few of us who have the chance to see him in our Mukono neighborhood that can share a little more about his haggard personal side of life. This reminds me of a one Sekamate who was a Marketing Executive with MTN Uganda during its nascent years. The guy was known as Mr MTN everywhere he went. He even dressed up in MTN branded clothes, drove an MTN car etc etc. The day he was unceremoniously retired upon return from annual leave, he vanished and went extinct like a dinosaur.

When you fail to first of all identify who you are, you spend numerous years living a lie or in a bubble. The day the bubble bursts, you are as naked as Adam in the garden of Eden. This is one of the causes of early death to retirees. As Opondo truly observed, the relations you have within the workplace are usually flimsy. Most people around you smile, laugh and drink with you simply because they are naturally beneficiaries of the role you are playing. The day you move on, their allegiance is quickly transferred to the next office holder.

Whatever goes up comes down. Opondo, it is during times like this that you should retreat and link up with your buddies whom you worked with in Tororo while at a certain radio station. You rose and forgot them but I am sure they are ready to welcome you home and rub shoulders with a national celeb.

At this point in time, there are things you can do that do not really require you having to earn money but instead enable you to have peace of mind and as well increase on your longevity. You can help your village community in various ways, from being a Pastor in a Holy Spirit filled church to teaching in the UPE / USE schools as well as standing for LC1 Chairman for your village in Mulanda.

Believe you me, the writing is on the wall. The high flying life you have been leading is over. Accept that even the best dancers leave the stage. Re-invent yourself and you shall come back with a new vibe. Take a look at elders Fagil Mandy and Francis Babu. They were fire spitting notable personalities during the late 80s and 90s but despite going off the radar, there is alot they are doing behind the scenes and I am sure all this will come to our attention the day the Lord sends them an air ticket to Heaven.

So, take a chill pill my elder, go visit Mr. Robert Kabushenga, Mr. Byarugaba (NSSF), Afande Kale Kayihura, relate more with those at the bottom of the pyramid and you will thank God that you retired early. Those guys I just mentioned have all chosen to refire.

The way the world of employment works, it sucks all the juices out of you as you climb up the ladders akin to a wet sponge being pressed until the water is finished only for it to remain weightless. Take it from me, you are a spent force in the world that you once ruled. Make yourself valuable in the new world you now find yourself.

From Butaleja with Love

James Wire
Aspirant – LCV Chairman 2026-31
Butaleja District

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Akon City Uganda: The Kiwaani Controversy Unveiled


Akon a celebrated international musician did meet President Museveni in 2021 and tabled interest in building a Satellite futuristic city in Uganda. As usual, our ever excited president when it comes to investment went ahead to give the idea a go ahead.

Akon’s plan is to do a replica of the Akon City in Senegal whose launch had been done three years earlier in 2018. Land was quickly identified in my Mukono neighborhood, Mpungwe Subcounty on the shores of L. Victoria, and he was promised a Square Mile to achieve his dream.

It is a city that is expected to be green by running off solar energy, have uniquely designed structures that are in harmony with the environment, possess infrastructure aimed at giving its occupants a first class existence on mother earth, have its own security as well as management aimed at running it. Above all, it’s meant to have its own currency, a Cryptocurrency called Akoin.

The year is now 2024, six years after the grand launch of the plans for Akon City Senegal and all that is present there is an open land with cows grazing around.

Akon, had indicated then that the Senegal City would cost Six Billion Dollars and he had already sourced Four Billion Dollars although the financiers were kept secret except for a Kenyan. As we speak, nothing has kicked off in Senegal and yet officials in Uganda have already started the process of displacing the current occupants of the identified land in Mukono.

These officials are up to no good either intentionally or unintentionally. The alleged Akon City that they go around preaching is never going to be built. It is a ploy by a connected few to dispossess Ugandans of their ancestral lands in order to pave way for their selfish developments.

We have had similar occurrences before where high flying investors are used to grab land and redirect its usage as well as ownership.

Shimoni land, a 15.1 acre property in the City Centre was allegedly allocated to Kingdom Hotel Investments owned by Saudi Arabian Tycoon Price Alwaleed bin Talal under the guise of building a hotel only to later change hands and today, the ownership is very different let alone its usage.

Naguru Estate is another scam that involved Government of Uganda giving the land to Opec Prime Properties in 2007 with a promise to construct 1,747 residential units. Seventeen years down the road, all we see is a subdivision of the land into plots being developed by individuals.

Why is the Akon City a Kiwaani?

Kiwaani is a slang in Uganda that implies a con job or hoodwinking.

  1. Unclear Financing Source. The project hype is around the illusion that Akon has the money to undertake this project thanks to his stardom. No!! His net worth is currently standing at 60 Million US Dollars, he needs to source money to run this initiative. When one considers how he has failed to kick off with the Senegalese Akon City six years down the road and even only paid compensation for 50 Hectares of the over 500 Hectares that the Senegalese Government assigned him, many questions arise.
  2. Lack of Credibility. Akon is a musician and well, a businessman too. However, business investment has lanes. He lacks the credibility to operate in this lane. He cannot show his lineup of team players to actualize such a massive project across numerous sites in Africa let alone Senegal alone. This is the intentional stupidity that many Ugandan technocrats exhibit when undertaking such investment proposals only to leave the President licking his wounds after being misled.
  3. Operating on Crytpocurrency. Akon came up with the Akoin cryptocurrency and apparently feeble brains get amazed at hearing that as a catchword in his bid. He has plans of making the city use Cryptocurrency strictly in its operation.

    First of all, launching a cryptocurrency is as easy as having a phone app developed for you or your organization. So, that should not be seen as an amazing feat.

    Secondly, a look at the Whitepaper of the Akoin crypto shows that it contains the same classic preambles we find in other Crypto whitepapers with nothing largely unique about his offering save for the ability to swap mobile credits. Its got repeated mentions about how it will give brands more access to consumers within Africa, which almost sounds like something out of the dystopian literature (a genre of fiction that paints a picture of an imagined world where things are horribly wrong.)

    Thirdly, the Akoin is not listed on any of the sensible centralized exchanges that I was able to check out like Binance, Gate.io and MexC. Could it be a shit coin? (a cryptocurrency with little to no value or no immediate, discernible purpose.)

    How will the Government officials whose Central bank is still Cryptocurrency averse reconcile the entry of Cryptocurrency into the daily affairs of its citizens? Remember, Crypto is seen as an option that works against Fiat Currency.
  4. Land. There is an ongoing move to push people out of the land in Mpungwe Subcounty with the false promise of compensation. The illusion being sold is that Akon will pay. However, this is a big lie. Even Government does not have the money to pay. The goal is simply to free the land then some whales come and start parceling it out to themselves.

What is the End Game?

The officials involved in this land saga know too well that Akon will not build that city in Mukono. Their goal is to fraudulently acquire land from the local dwellers and parcel it out to the connected few individuals at a give away price.
It is common knowledge that the Jinja Expressway shall be passing nearby with an off ramp to Mukono. Secondly, a pier is going to be developed at Katosi landing site to enable the upcoming ferry services that shall interconnect Mukono with PortBell hence reducing on the travel time between Mukono and Kampala to as low as a 20 minutes journey.
It is also already rumored that companies like MTN are already acquiring land in the same area to set up staff housing in order to get out of the clogged and poorly planned Kampala suburbs.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE ???

The lyrics below are from a local song that the singer used to express his frustration at the unending hoodwinking.

Nze wano mu Kampala byansobera dda (Buli omu asiba kiwaani)
Eeh nze mu City byantabula dda (Buli omu asiba kiwaani)
Eeh ne mu Ghetto byansobera dda (Buli omu asiba kiwaani)
Mukyalo ne City byantabula dda (Buli omu asiba kiwaani)
Kiwaani kiwaani (Buli omu asiba kiwaani)
Kiwaani kiwaani (Buli omu asiba kiwaani)

Wire James
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