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Say NO to that customer


Lubanga (Name not real) wanted a machine to use on his small farm and he approached an engineer who came highly recommended by a friend. After making an assessment of the work, the Engineer quoted UGX 1,500,000/= (One and a half million shillings). However, Lubanga opted to bargain and eventually the two parties settled for a cost price of UGX 750,000/= (Seven hundred and fifty thousand shillings).

Having agreed on a time frame for the works to be executed, Lubanga fully paid up and waited for the delivery of his machine. It eventually arrived but failed to work. That is when the problems begun. One excuse after another was availed by the engineer eventually leading to a frustrated Lubanga. The cat and mouse game went on for more than six months until Lubanga decided to let the cat out of the bag and publicly shame the Engineer on a WhatsApp group.

Upon arbitration, the Engineer first gave the excuse of low electricity as the reason for the machine failing to work. When pinned further, he confessed that the low pay would not give him room to make adjustments on the machine design. Hence, he was stuck with a non functional client’s machine.

As Small Business owners, we are usually too desperate to get business and impress at the same time that we fail to make objective assessments. Since we never usually undertake thorough analysis of our cost structures, sometimes our pricing is temperamental and largely based upon the circumstances we are going through. I know of some artisans who will charge you twice the going rate for a particular job simply because they have to clear a LandLord’s debt.

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A Basket Weaver in Adjumani District – Northern Uganda

Since every service or product to be offered has overhead costs, it is always crucial to make a proper breakdown of the costs involved before committing oneself to a job. Sometimes the temporal smile you put on a customer due to the low price quoted could turn out to be the worst decision you ever made. Imagine the effect of an angry customer maligning you among your network of friends and associates who were considering the use of your services?

There is this tendency we have sometimes of trying to offer a product or service that fits within the budget of the customer. This isn’t such a bad idea but it shouldn’t be stretched too far. Often times, you can quickly sense a customer who wants to get a Mercedes Benz at the cost of a Toyota. Be very wary of such because if you accept their bait, the end result might bot be good for both parties. That is what must have happened to Lubanga. Bargaining is my favourite pass time but if someone is ready to discount a product by 50%, I would be very scared and most likely not partake of that transaction. It automatically means that there shall be some form of compromise which could affect the customer experience am looking for.

I know there are situations that arise, you have offie rent pending, multiple customers are yet to pay up for services already provided, you have a wage bill to sort out, your own livelihood is at stake and hardly have enough to transport yourself from home to work and back, your child has been sent away from school due to lack of school fees and so on and so forth. With all this baggage, you do not really want to let this money go. My brother/sister, I advise that you spend more time trying to convince the customer to embrace a payment structure that will enable you break even at worst. Alternatively, have then scale down their expectations and ensure that whatever is agreed upon is written down for the record.

In case no agreement can be reached, do not compromise. Say NO to that job. If it is the exposure you’re looking for, then probably offer a free service and make it clear to the customer.

Saying yes all the time and failing to live up to the promises made only serves the purpose of making you look greedy. Reputation is key.

Go say NO. You wont die.

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The MTN NightShift Robbery – #MTNDataBlackHoles


Two years ago I took keen interest in Astronomy and even went ahead to purchase a telescope just to fulfill my dream of being a self taught astronomer. However, it’s until I joined a WhatsApp group of Astronomers that I begun walking the talk. In the process, I have learnt a lot and one of the most peculiar things I have found about our universe is the Black Holes.

A black hole is a place in space where gravity pulls so much that even particles and light can not get out. As you may recall, gravity is the force that attracts one body towards another that has mass, akin to what makes us always naturally stay on the ground as opposed to floating all over the place.

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Illustration of a Blackhole

Due to the intense gravitational force that blackholes have, whatever criss crosses their path is always devoured, unless of course if it can travel at a speed faster than light. It’s the reason they have earned themselves the name Cosmic Cannibals.They devour whatever they come across since theoretically, nothing can move faster than the speed of light.

Wondering what this lecture on Astronomy has to do with MTN Uganda? Well, read on.

As an avid internet user, I was one of those that enthusiastically embraced the advent of the Night Shift Data packages that were pioneered by the then Orange Telecom (Now Africell). When MTN Uganda introduced a similar package, I simply came on board since I always needed a backup in case one provider misbehaved.

What is Night Shift? This is a data bundle package that gives you 1GB data access to the internet between Midnight and 6am daily on the MTN network.

As a night shift user, you re expected to start operating from Midnight of any given day until 6am in the morning of that same day. This offer is very lucrative especially for the data greedy guys like me. At the cost of less than a dollar, I find it one of the best deals that give me a great opportunity to utilise my weekend night time within the confines of my home.

In the course of it’s usage, I usually finished my data package by 4am but when I started off going all the way till 6am, a worrying trend begun surfacing. Somehow after 5am, connectivity begun to get interrupted and for a while I blamed myself and my gadgets. Then I once heard from someone else complaining about a similar experience I was all too familiar with. That is when I decided to call up my skills as an ISP techie. At least I knew how to traceroute, ping, nslookup (made obsolete by dig) as well as sniff and decode traffic in Hex.

On the 6th of September 2015, while following up with MTN on the case of a user who had experienced a shock after the Night Shift service apparently ‘expired’, I received a report from MTN indicating the usage which revealed that she had used 332.844 Mbs and had a balance of 667.156 Mbs at the time of expiry. This got me fired up to verify whether it was a one off problem or a consistent con unknown to MTN customers.

I tested for a couple of nights and my findings were as follows;

  • 0000 to 0500 hours – Great connectivity, you surf the way you like without any interruptions. Downloads work like a charm.

  • 0500 to 0600 hours – Interrupted connectivity. The system is designed not to allow you to make complete downloads as you keep getting disconnected. Another feature at this time are the false triggers of the Bundle being used up (a big hoax).

MTN Uganda for sure is aware that for the average consumer, they will believe all they see and consider that the problem is on their part. Calling customer care, you are belittled by their kind of patronising language that brands you guilty until proven innocent. I once had to do the unusual and arrogantly assure one of the wannabe techies that I’ve been there done that when it comes to Internet Systems while he was still getting padded in diapers.

The Screenshots that follow attest to the extensive work I did to follow up the issue with MTN Uganda.

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The anger levels were way up there.

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Feeling helpless, I resigned to giving them a piece of my mind.

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After the promise they made on the 12th of September 2015 to follow up, I received no response until I prompted them on the 4th of October 2015.

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In this message, MTN admitted that they do have a problem. It therefore came as a shocker to me when I saw a recent post by a fellow tweep complaining about a silimar issue and I was CCed in the ensuing fray.

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I then chose to remind MTN of their unfulfilled promise and they shocked me with the response below.

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To be honest, either people think along parallel lines at MTN or there is someone very incompetent who seems to be content with mediocrity. This is when the likes of Mr. Eric Van Veen are greatly missed.

Now these are direct questions I have to MTN UGanda;

  1. Why do we lose our data inexplicably?
  2. Why is the loss consistent?
  3. Why have you failed to come out and address your customers on this issue?
  4. Are you having staff within the company who conveniently hide information from the top honchos?
  5. Is there an internal data thieving racket whose aim is to rob we the legitimate customers of our data bundles?
  6. Why are you foot dragging? Is it because the loss isn’t on your side?

Whatever that #DataBlackHole is at MTN Uganda, it’s definitely not a Stellar Mass Black Hole but a Super Massive Black Hole that makes a joke of the one at the center of our Milky Way Galaxy. As for now, I want to warn any MTN Night Shift customer to desist from using the service beyond 5am as you will risk entering the Event Horizon of that blackhole. Use up your data bundle before that time to avoid being cheated.

Over to you MTN Uganda

If you have been a victim of this, contact me with your details so I can prepare a protest letter to the Uganda Communications Commission on this issue.